How have I lived this long without the incredible list called Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms? Although an alarming number of terms begin with 'cock,' 'meat' or 'stinky,' some of them are just plain fabulous!
There are also collections of euphemisms for other body parts and solo sex acts. But for now, let's celebrate our ladyparts (just submitted that one!) with these delightful examples:
Easy bake oven
Fluffy sausage wallet
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Quivering mound of love pudding