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What to call your Ladyparts,from 'The Abyss' to 'The Zone'

How have I lived this long without the incredible list called Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms? Although an alarming number of terms begin with 'cock,' 'meat' or 'stinky,' some of them are just plain fabulous!

There are also collections of euphemisms for other body parts and solo sex acts. But for now, let's celebrate our ladyparts (just submitted that one!) with these delightful examples:

Chia pet
Easy bake oven
Fun bun
Fluffy sausage wallet
Mother Theresa
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Oval office
Quivering mound of love pudding
X-Box

Submit your own here. Thanks to that minx EditorLisa for another fab link!