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"Holy shit, THIS is sex, Dummy"

"He put on a condom and pushed against me, but there was honestly no hole there. I figured that was it. The guy just pokes hard between your legs for a while. Sex. When he finally gave up, he said, "It's not like it is in the movies, Sarah. Is that what you thought?" Which was a weird thing to say right after watching Dead Ringers."

Sarah Silverman, on the first time she thought she had had sex. Her official virginity loss story, which she describes as "My Delicate Flower Is Taken by a Gruff Thirty-Year-Old Comic from Queens Who Is Emotionally Indifferent to Me," is here.