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Girlfriend Zone: Greatest re-working of the tiredest phrase ever

Which reminds me of a joke: How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’d just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.

In honor of my Reddit Ask Me Anything, in which, amazingly, no one used the phrase 'friend zone' but there was one use of 'pussy card' (but maybe they meant these)

H/T The Hairpin