In response to the question I'm still a virgin if..., a plurality of votes went to the definition of sex favored by Bill Clinton: He did not have sex with that woman! Here are the results:
Just say no to all of the above: 51%
Express myself orally: 31%
Play 'just the tip': 11%
Use the back door: 7%
For more conversation on the definition of virginity, scroll down to the comments on the item about our fundraiser. Stay tuned for our next poll...