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45-Year-Old Virgin Kicks Ass, Literally

From the blog (billed as 'ravings of a Jesus-loving lunatic') comes this report on Denver's oldest virgin, Art:

These [radio DJ] guys, who tend to get pretty risque at times, asked Art why he was still a virgin at the age of 45. Was he saving himself for the right woman? His answer was AWESOME! He said,No! I’m saving myself for the glory of the Lord Jesus Christ!”...

...They implied that virgin men could be a little effeminate and Art shot back with “Hey, I just got back from 2 1/2 years in Iraq. I had my truck blown up by I.E.D.s twice and have had sniper rounds whiz by my head.” The tone changed again. Art may be a virgin but he is the last guy you would want to call a wimp. Like he told a guy in the army who was making fun of him for still being a virgin, “You know what’s worse than being a virgin? Getting your rear kicked by one.”