Rob Schneider is making a new film called "American Virgin" (a night of debauchery threatens a sexually abstinent student's college standing), which used to be called "Virgin of Bourbon Street" until they copied us. Says MTV: "Where the hell does she go to school? The Middle Ages?" We're thinking more like Oral Roberts University.
See photo above with guy who looks nothing like Rob Schneider.
That's not to be confused with another film called "American Virgin" (a woman, fed up with her father's double standards, decides to lose her virginity), which I think we copied.
Nevertheless, we think a documentary about teen lesbians, pseudo-incest, porn, anal sex, chastity devices and masturbation is a lot more interesting than either of those. But that's just us.