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Movies We Won't See: "Miss March"

Here's the synopsis for Miss March, opening today:

A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.

Apparently our hero was an abstinence kind of guy saving it for prom night. He hits his head, is out for 4 years, and when he wakes up hilarity ensues. OK, just Ew. Please ladies and gentlemen, don't encourage these film makers by giving them any money.

By the way – and this is really weird – based on my interest in this film, imdb recommends... Midnight Run????