From The Uber Review, which has a link to buy this t-shirt:
You know those guys that great each other with Vulcan gang signs? They aren’t getting any. It might come as a surprise, but it is only in the movies that they meet similarly geeky females and get to live long and prosper with a member of the opposite sex.
I've known my share of hot Trekkers, but none of them ever flashed me the sign – or wore the ears for that matter. That's not hot. Anyway, the new Star Trek movie opens May 8th so go see it with your favorite geek.