Did you know May was National Masturbation Month? It's true!
So in honor of this magical month, here's a video from an Islamic cleric explaining why it's especially bad for women to masturbate. His logic on this: Inserting fingers and other objects into the vagina might tear the hymen, leading families to suspect 'fornication' on the part of the woman, leading them to kill her. Yup. And it's important to note that he thinks killing a woman for suspicion of sexuality is too extreme, and feels flogging is sufficient. This is what passes for helpful advice in his universe.
Also, someone should tell him about the clitoris.
[Thanks to Jen and Christy for passing this on]