Cable has Shark Week, we have Abstinence Week! All this week we’re reposting some of our favorite abstinence-related stories from the truly alarming to the very ridiculous. This post originally ran in September 2011. Share your biggest abstinence myths here.
I think the message above is:
Think carefully before you order your sleeveless A-line flower girl dress. Because, if you want to get married in a strapless mermaid number, you'll be out of luck.
They also sell stun guns.